"A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
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And today I don’t know how to even say hey"
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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